Aug 27
The man at the antique store warned me about this puzzle, but I just figured that he was full of shit, and decided to try and unlock it. Of course it was to my surprise that when I did, it brought me to another world, where I was being held captive by the Elf God, Oberon. I thought I was dreaming, until Oberon turned me from a normal guy to a big…
Here dreams turn into real actions
Aug 13
Never get a tattoo from a chick! I had wanted this one tattoo in my shoulder for like forever but it was going to be my first one and I’d taken a while to build up the courage to get it done. Finally I got the balls to head down to a local tattoo parlour and go for it. I showed the girl artist the…
All your wishes come true here
Jun 19
Polly and Pam were no ordinary lesbian couple. They were addictited to PVC and pussy pummelling with public displays of passionate pornography. Pam may have had the titanic tits and long chunky smooth legs, but she also carried a hung and horny cock between her lady thighs, it was a gigantic weapon…
Here horniest desires meet realization
Sep 04
I had been such a good boy the whole year, and I knew that I was going to get all the presents that I wanted off of my list. When my girlfriends said they had a surprise gift that I could open early, I couldn’t wait to see what it was! A new truck? A video game? They eagerly waited for me to open it, and it was the biggest dildo I had ever seen? “What am I supposed to do with this?”, I asked them. “What are you…
Here dreams turn into real actions
Aug 28
Who would have thought that me, Sailor Moon, would occupy the same air space as the great Superman? Although I’d be a little more enthusiastic about it if the asshole would have watched where he was going. He smacked dead into me, and he didn’t even say that he…
Find your desires embodied here
